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suddenly: an entry [Jun. 14th, 2011|04:02 pm]
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Facing the paranoid fear that I may have bought the same Hallmark card for either of my parents for the myriad Hallmark-card-requiring occasions that require Hallmark cards... I've taken to scanning or snapping photos of them prior to signing.
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grammatically correct sentence [Jul. 9th, 2009|08:29 pm]
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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subterranean homesick alien [Feb. 17th, 2009|05:36 pm]
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Sometimes it feels like I'm from a different planet than everyone around me.
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"you're gonna love my nuts" [Feb. 16th, 2009|08:09 am]
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This man is very persuasive.

I now desire a Slap Chop.
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coffee innovation [Feb. 15th, 2009|02:57 pm]
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I do declare that double-walled mugs are my coffee vessel of choice and I will stock them exclusively in my cupboard.

Someday, comrades. Someday.
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huge girl moment [Feb. 10th, 2009|07:25 am]
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It's always nice waking up with full-bodied, gorgeous, shiny hair.
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all that's missing is a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch [Feb. 7th, 2009|09:05 am]
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I maintain that Saturdays are for sleeping in, staying in your jammy-jams for as long as possible and watching cartoons.
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welcome to three years ago [Feb. 4th, 2009|06:26 pm]
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Dare I get a Last.fm account?

Dare I?
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damn it, there was a -catch- [Feb. 1st, 2009|09:20 am]
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The first seven (7) people to respond to this post will get something made by me.

This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:

- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done this year (2009).
- No requests: it could be anything.
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.

The catch is that if you don't re-post this offer, the bargain is void! (Exceptions for med students!)
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satiety [Jan. 31st, 2009|01:42 pm]
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I'm full! My God, am I full!

I haven't been this full since exactly ten days ago!

I am ending every sentence of this post in an exclamation mark!
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